April 07, 2006

Kraxt, Pixtt Kretv, 57

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Pixtt Kretv Krakxt, of Tacvi, was found dead today in her home. A representative from the coroners office, Aoya Frog, confirmed her death as "Natural Causes". This came as a surprise to a person close to the investigation, who wishes to remain anonymous, who claims to have seen multiple blunt force trauma on the deceased. Pixtt Kretv Krakxt lived a full life, and was known for her love of reflections. A favorite pass time of Krakxt was creating miniature clones of herself, and teaching them to walk in circles around the room. Krakxt was preceeded by her sister, Pixtt Riel Tavas, who died under mysterious circumstances earlier this week. Krakxt is survived by long time friend and ally, Tunat`Muram Cuu Vauax, but not for long.

Posted by at April 7, 2006 11:10 AM
Comments

What a tragedy.. *hides a shovel behind back*, don't know how this could have happened..

Posted by: Groeder at April 7, 2006 09:17 PM

Can't get the song out of my head... Pickle must die!

Posted by: Celleste at April 7, 2006 10:48 PM

DIE YOU AE ADD SPITTING OUT PIECE OF SHIT SNAKE! DIE!!!

Posted by: gaeaan at April 8, 2006 05:47 PM

Intoxilcated!

GoD isn't really that confusing bud. Just the names. The flagging is a hella lot less confusing than PoP/Timesink. And OoW's even easier than that. And DoN's easy. Not sure about DoDH or PoR, but I'm gonna say they're less confusing than PoP as well!

Posted by: gaeaan at April 12, 2006 01:39 PM

That snake was pretty hot for being 57 years old.

Errr...

Posted by: rayken at April 13, 2006 11:48 PM