An Ode To Tacvi

by Delthanor Silverthorn

Oh Fuck! What mez did yonder squishie break?
It is the snake, and Ooken is the pwnd!
Someone boot fair noob and kill the damn snake,
Who is already agroed and targeted with hate
That though our healers are more numerous than tanks.
Be not complacent, since we are breakable.
Our raiding livery is but thin and green,
And none but fools do break mez. Boot the fuckers.
It is my raid leader, oh, it is my fault!
Oh, that he had a clue!
He speaks, yet he says nothing. What of that?
My assist key is wrong, I will fix it.
I am too lucky, 'tis not to me he speaks.
Two of the snakes in all the tacvi,
Having some phatl3wtz do entreat our equipment
Only four days untill they spawn again.
What if our attentions were there, a two day clearing?
The brightness of our drops would shame those critics
As daylight doth a lamp; our drops in Tacvi
Would through the DKP system stream so bright
That Pickle would freak and think it were not right.
See how he posts with cheek upon his tongue!
Oh that I might win a glove upon that hand,
That I might loot that BP!