August 25, 2006

We piss excellence.

At least, that's what Rayken says. I'm not sure I want to piss excellence. That's a lot of excellence just being wasted and you can always use more excellence. I'd rather piss gold. I think pissing gold might hurt, though. It's probably a lot like passing a kidney stone. I haven't done that, but from what I understand it's quite painful. I think I may be willing to put up with that if there was a big chunk of gold waiting for me in the pot when I was done. I could use some gold right now. I hate being broke. And a sandwich. I could really go for some Chik-Fil-A. Chik-Fil-A sandwiches are the best chicken sandwich you can get. The only thing worse than being broke is being broke and hungry.

Posted by at August 25, 2006 10:41 AM
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ya know, this morning it burned when I peed. I thought it was just the syphilis, but now I know it's really the excellence.

Posted by: Cenoern at August 25, 2006 01:45 PM

But it's a good burn!

Posted by: Zoltaan at August 28, 2006 10:37 AM