Note, the above image is an artist's rendering
Congratulations Wizace on being Underguild's first level 75! Shockingly, Underguild had a strong surge in caster levels, as the hive was turned into one big ball of burning magic energy this weekend. As for gimpy melee, congratulations to Fung for being the first melee to catch up with our explosive brethren.
If you are concerned about finding the time to play to get to 75 yourself, never fear, for our top secret guide to 70+ in only minutes a day, is just a click away!
It's the secret that those OTHER guilds are too afraid to tell you about! You can level with NO RISK at all! The secret is right in your very own home towns!
The secret is NEWBIE QUESTS! All you need is patience and 4,723,120,124 bone chips! (Or only 4,712,201,367 crushbone pads!)
Zarkane, pictured to the left, uses his new found high level uber spells to farm crushbone like a champ. Don't you wish you could join him?
But don't take my word for it, look at these happy customers!
Qiara, dwarf cleric:
I started turning in bone chips when I began playing in 2002. At first, I just used them to top off levels. Now, I can level with hardly any time spent at all! Only a few hours of turning in bone chips a day can give me dramatic results. Thanks Underguild!
Picklenaught, gnome shadowknight
I didn't used to think I could play with the big boys. Being evil, it's hard to find people who will trust you to group with you. Then I found bone chips. It took all the work out of EverQuest, and now I gain levels questing, like you are supposed to! And I earn valuable Kaladim faction! Thanks Underguild!
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Posted by at September 25, 2006 03:46 PMWIZARDS DON'T HAVE POINTY HATS! You MOCK us with your amazingly accurate artwork!
*sob*
All I want is a pointy hat! And the ability to do massive damage instantly with no agro or resists. Why must you taunt me with pictures of wizards with pointy hats...
Posted by: Zarkane at September 25, 2006 03:58 PMThat's not a pointy hat. That's actually the end of his hard on when he had a GoM proc off a Mana Weave proc, and he did 24k for 1 mana. Then he critted for an instant 11k.
Posted by: Picklenaught at September 25, 2006 04:03 PMLMAO! So... are there actually any of our wizards not 75 yet?
Posted by: Cenadwen at September 25, 2006 05:49 PM