Like the fella once said,

Ain't that a kick in the head?

Fortunately, Bardaorm loves me more than than the RNG does and passed (of course, I made him reroll for the tie breaker and lost, naturally -- all is still right with the world). And some of you people out there say homosexuality is a sin. I say, giving the warriors those quickies put a 2.0 in my hand, so it's totally worth it.

So here's, me, my hero Bardaorm, and my beautiful 2.0

Doesn't Bardaorm look happy to have helped! What a guy! But, because I'm modest and don't want it to be all about me, here's a list of the people who didn't think it was worth passing to me:

1. Nobody
2. Zastrow "My pet is a sloot" (Necro)
3. Straxx "D J Dies A LOT !"(Bard)
4. Kamikazy "hawt ass wife!"(Monk)
5. Zolords "Soilder to teh end" (Druid)
6. Dirvani "Maybe you might stop dying now" (Mage)
7. Samaa "My stick is huge" (Wizard)
8. Aoyafrog " I should change my surname to AFK" (Paladin)
9. Zarvix "sirfdsalot" (monk)
10. Plinko "I r Spell Gooder" (Paladin)
11. Aceatol "Slaymaster" (Paladin)
12. Fernod "OMG I need buffs plzthx" (warrior)
13. Egdoid " FU no PI for JOO" (Enchanter)
14. Khaotyk "fear my big mean totem" (Beastlord)
15. Tolas "omg I suck!" (Cleric)
16. Woujing "Labor day Pwnd ME!" (Monk)
17. Teluas "help my dainty ass pick this $%&* sword up!" (Paladin)
18. Jizma " I WIN.. at dying" (Monk)
19. Fung "my army could cast an episode of M*A*S*H " (Monk)
20. Boodleboo "my name is so cool, you wish it was yours too!" (Warrior)
21. Zhuol "They need gnome sized buns for cook -outs" (Shaman)
22. Gariyn "My avatar is in better shape than me" (Beastlord)
22. Tarrin "I tried to hug a thorn bush and lost" (Druid)
23. Zarkane " I have a gnome sized mana cannon in ma pants" (Wizard)
24. DrToad "My surname should really be OBGYN" (Cleric)
25. Brekthar "My underwear says "Got HT?" on the back" (Shadow Knight)
26. Lolan "Loyal like lassie fighting a Grizzly bear" (Ranger)
27. Naafy "If I live, I do great DPS and make julien fries" (Berserker)
28. Sasslevoy "i got more CHA than a hawt news anchor" (Enchanter)
29. Rantogin "I make blood boil.. literally" (Necromancer)
30. Sloughfegg "Touch of the wicked is in my pants" (Shadow Knight)
31. Chakku "Going down like Anna Nicole Smith at 50Cent Tequila Night" (Monk)
32. Kruphex "I summon the power of fruity pebbles" (Magician)

For those of you keeping score, thats;

Ass monkey child molestors: 32
Cool people: 1

It's important to know where you stand.

Posted by at November 8, 2006 08:27 AM