...doesn't make it cool to pick on people who are "special". I'm a bit ashamed of our guild. Just because we're sitting around all bitter because our families don't want us to come hang out with them for the holidays does not give us the right to go pick one some poor guys with an endocrine problem. Sadly, that's exactly what we did last night.
I'm embarassed to admit that we were sitting around in the guild hall, boozing it up, and things got a little out of hand. One thing led to another, and we went off in search of trouble. Next thing you know, we're kicking Cordagan Boulderfist's ass for being differently abled. Pushing leads to shoving, shoving leads to fighting, and suddenly, the poor guy is dead on the floor and Aoyafrog is looking for his crotch.
Who knows how these things happen? Maybe one of Cordagan's friends made fun of how small we are, and we made fun of how big his head is, and someone got personal. I don't know. The really disappointing thing is that it didn't end there. We didn't even let the guy put down his drink. I'm shocked to say it didn't end there either.
After that, we went stumbling drunkenly around town, generally raising a ruckus, and came across some bum sleeping off a hangover. Then we put him to sleep for good. (Then Aoyafrog violated his nether regions, but that's a different story. Seriously, Aoya, get some help man.)
What can we learn from all this unnecessary carnage? Woman, bake your man some pie. Men, call your mothers. We have to bring the family back into the holidays, or this kind of senseless violence will just spin out of control. We have end the cycle, and we need to end it now. Who wants a big naked family hug?
I call dibs on hugging Tigger and Kami.
Posted by at November 23, 2006 09:46 AMI love the updates! Always good for a laugh! Thanks Pickle!
Happy Turkey day to all, too.
Posted by: Zarkane at November 23, 2006 12:24 PM