December 28, 2006

Perspective is a wonderful thing

But sometimes, you have to stop and remind yourself that different people see things in different ways, so you need to be careful of the version of events you choose to believe. For example, our fearless and glorious leader Gaaean sent me this picture:

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Look at that rugged brow. That look of fierce determination. Our victorious hero Tolas standing serenely and powerfully over the slain beast. He has his epic in his hand, bringing new life to the fallen. Truly this is a calm and majestic scene. All have fought bravely, and Underguild has won the day.

Then check out what an anonymous tipster sent me:

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Hey, that looks slightly different. Could it be the reason that Tolas was standing over the vanquished foe is because Gaeaan got his ass kicked? Might that look of calm determination actually be Tolas stifling a mocking taunt to our tank/hamburger Bardaorm? We may never know, but always keep in mind when you only see one story, you may only be seeing half the picture.

Oh, and we also killed this thing:

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I can't think of anything funny to say about it, other than it kinda reminds me of my inlaws for some reason.


Update

The fine reputation of our intrepid reporter has been impugned, so I have been forced to provide this update, featuring never before seen enhanced photographs of the events.

Gaeaan is dead

Compressed photos were used before for size considerations, and I regret any one who doubted my integrity due to them.

The corpse is indead that of our fearless leader, and Pickle is always right. Love the Pickle.

Posted by at December 28, 2006 08:56 AM
Comments

It's easy to stay alive when you don't heal to get on agro!

And that's a crappy picture of my supposed corpse. Where's the name? Could be any random dead person.

Posted by: gaeaan at December 28, 2006 10:11 AM

It is a well known fact that Gaeaan is the only player who heals on raids.

Posted by: Zoltaan at December 28, 2006 11:09 AM

That update is a really REALLY bad photo manip hack job. That's not gonna stand up in court!

And Kami lies!!!

Posted by: gaeaan at January 2, 2007 02:31 PM

See...Kami lies. Tsikut can't talk in our raid channel!

Posted by: gaeaan at January 5, 2007 05:02 PM

So...why where my comments deleted?

Posted by: Kamikazy at January 11, 2007 03:19 PM

where = were

Posted by: Kamikazy at January 11, 2007 03:20 PM

UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! =p

Posted by: rayken at January 12, 2007 07:11 AM