The Underguild wishes to inform you that rumors regarding our demise are lies put forth by fearful traitors in order to spread fear and dissent among the faithful. The Underguild is strong under our great leader. We are not scared of these rumors. There are no infidels from other kinships in The Underguild. The Underguild is strong and will stand against these aggressors. The Underguild has condemned them and they are stupid for standing against us. They have been spreading lies that The Underguild was a guild on the infidel game Everquest. This is illusion. The Underguild is a kinship on the Silverlode and always has been. This is truth. The great leader will not tolerate lies in The Underguild. We are in control. Other kinships are in a state of hysteria. There are no infidels that will challenge the might of The Underguild on the Silverlode. They do not have control even over themselves, do not believe their illusions. They are no where near our guild hall, they are no where near our fellowships, they can not even read a map, they are retarded. Do not believe their lies
This is a message from the Underguild Foreign Information Minister. Praise be to our great leader.