Underguild's recruitment/backflagging week was as smooth as Fanya's butt on Crisco night.
Underguild backflagged it's apps from the GoD virgins they were clear up into the Tacvi, the Seat of the Slaver in one straight flush this week. Just to top it off, out of boredom, we also crushed the Master of Hatred, leaving him a broken shell. With this success, our recruitment is being cut back. We still have spots for enchanters, clerics, and taunt mashers. Read here if you think one of those slots belongs to you. We've also got slots for beastlords, but no one knows why, because who wants to play a beastlord?
Underguild is chugging through Tacvi this week, once again proving there are few forces in nature stronger than pricks motivated by greed. And we are greedy. Oh how greedy we are. And we're willing to stomp on anything that gets in our way. If you look up, you'll see Pixxt Xxeric Kex, the gatekeeper to Tacvi, having a very bad day. Or at least I'm pretty sure it's Pixxt Xxeric Kex. For all you know it's just some goat that Greyherst brought back to his hotel room. I'm going to say it's Pixxt Xxeric Kex; I'll ask Grey when he finishes brushing the goat spooge out of his teeth.
Take a look to your left if you want to follow what Underguild is doing this week, or who we're doing. Click the recruitment link above or to your left is you think you have what it takes to join us. I'll give you a hint, it involves a desk, and hand/eye coordination.
Meanwhile, we'll keep rolling through Tacvi. The southern wing is cleared, so look for some post bragging about murderizing Tunat in this spot next week. I promise, it'll be funny and clever. This one isn't, cause I'm busy thinking about the loot we got, and I'm getting my greed on. Mmmm...hot fresh greed. Excellent.
We like to kill ours so dead they don't even have time to fall down.
Tacvi, I believe you have some toys for us?