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Oh, they are engaged to women?
Well that's less exciting then, isn't it.
So then Fernod was like, "YOU tank it." And Greyherst was all, "Nu huh, YOU tank it." Then Fernod was like, "Don't be a baby and tank it" and Greyherst all goes, "Don't call me a baby." And Fernod goes, "You are a baby" and Greyherst goes, "I am not a baby don't call me a baby" and Fernod is like, "Why are you going to cry about it?" and Greyherst is like, "Shut up" and Fernod is like, "You shut up" and Greyherst is like, "YOU shut up" and Fernod is like "Why don't you make me" and Greyherst is like, "Maybe I will make you" and Fernod goes, "Why don't you" and Greyherst is like, "I will" and Fernod is all, "Then do it" and Greyherst is like, "I WILL" and Fernod is like "THEN DO IT" and Gaeaan is all, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL SOMEONE SEND A GOD DAMN PET IN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD and Fanya is like "O RLY?" and Gaeaan is like "YA RLY" and Fanya is like "K COOL" and then Gantik totally tanked Zun Muram Mordl Delt.
It was awesome.
Pixtt Kretv Krakxt, of Tacvi, was found dead today in her home. A representative from the coroners office, Aoya Frog, confirmed her death as "Natural Causes". This came as a surprise to a person close to the investigation, who wishes to remain anonymous, who claims to have seen multiple blunt force trauma on the deceased. Pixtt Kretv Krakxt lived a full life, and was known for her love of reflections. A favorite pass time of Krakxt was creating miniature clones of herself, and teaching them to walk in circles around the room. Krakxt was preceeded by her sister, Pixtt Riel Tavas, who died under mysterious circumstances earlier this week. Krakxt is survived by long time friend and ally, Tunat`Muram Cuu Vauax, but not for long.
For the first time last night, Underguild was accused of being well balanced. Lies like these will not be tolerated.
I'm not so sure that that the Zuns missed us during our backflagging week. Now that that bit of unpleasantness is over with, for now, Underguild has roared back into Tacvi, downing the south wing in mere minutes. (Technically, hours are measured in minutes too).
Party on, Wayne.